Some jokes that silvana sent me.
Enjoy (:


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.


A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied: “So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”


Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ”
Sir! 3 new girl friends”.


Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.


A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil anwered: Its the past tense of course.


Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler



Teacher told all students in a class to write an essayon a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote, No match, due to rain!!!

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control& another 3 hrs 2 bring the Firemen under control.


Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born


A girl & boy were sitting alone,that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.



Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why?
Because somebody had told him thatit is wrong to sleep with married women.